" cowboy hat "

 [ "cowboy hat" ]

1: The paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. Can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.

  * e.g.,  ... Matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. Too bad the waitress at Denny's didn't let it slide. 

 [ "cowboy hatted" ]

1: If a person puts his or her cowboy hat on you that means they’re claiming you. You’re theirs now. This could also mean that they are planning on taking you home.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear that John cowboy hatted Sarah at the party the other night? 

 [ "the cowboy hat rule" ]

1: A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!

  * e.g.,  ... Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule. Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule! 

 [ "free cowboy hat" ]

1: A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat. 

 [ "Wigger in a cowboy hat" ]

1: basically the same thing as Cwigger. A usually male adolescent who feels he has the right to boast ignorantly about his hard life, and then runs around acting like a gangster while wearing a bandanna (his flag) and a cheap cowboy hat. A person who is somehow able to love both Country music and rap/pop music at the same time and still be sane.

  * e.g.,  ... "Omg, can you believe that guy! He goes around talking so much crap and then doesn't back it up, then he goes and rocks out to Toby Keith ,, thinkin' he's a badass, what a wigger in a cowboy hat!!" 

 [ "Pplish Cowboy Hat" ]

1: The in-bathroom stall papers that create a gasket seal over the toilet bowl, or when used over the head, provide a uniqe headpiece.

  * e.g.,  ... As Jon left the bathroom, he decided to accentuate his wardrope by taking an extra Polish Cowboy Hat and placing it on his well-combed head. 

 [ "nice cowboy hat" ]

1: With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.

  * e.g.,  ... I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left. 

 [ "Aluminum Cowboy Hat" ]

1: 1) a cowboy hat constructed from scrap metal found in a closet.

  * e.g.,  ... "and then they ended it with a wrench fight on the space station! that was some real aluminum cowboy hat action there!" 

 [ "Aluminum Cowboy Hat" ]

2: 2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.

 [ "Aluminum Cowboy Hat" ]

3: 3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.

 [ "Faggot with a cowboy hat" ]

1: State trooper whos being a complete asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Mom i got thrown in jail by a Faggot with a cowboy hat for calling him a Faggot with a cowboy hat. 

 [ "Mexican cowboy hat" ]

1: Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

  * e.g.,  ... Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?